Recently released from county jail after a few weeks locked up, Meowie is out on the prowl searching for a new home. The original charges were “giving the finger all the time,” “loving too much,” and “stealing” which Meow claimed was not his fault. He says that his fingers are “just like that.” His only comment toward the latter charge was, “I was hungry.” Meowie qualified for early release despite reports from his friend’s that sometimes he loves too much and wants to actually climb in to their souls. The halfway house Meow currently resides in also houses large dogs, other cats, and reptiles. Aside from defending his loves against those who come to steal it, he’s getting along fine according to his designated counselor. There have been some reports of missing food, however Meowie denied his involvement stating, “good luck finding proof.” Although his is FIV+, Meowie remains in good health and his slightly weakened immune system likely won’t affect him in life. He is diligent about his eating habits and gym routine so he says he expects to live until at least 100 years of age. If your home seems like a good forever step for Meowie, email his counselor at firstname.lastname@example.org. “I’m just ready to move on with my life, settle down, and start my own family,” he reports.