Montgomery Fluffington
✨ The Muppet‑Haired Mayor of Nonsense & Nose Boops ✨

Montgomery Fluffington didn’t just survive the freezing cold — he narrated his way through it. When he was found outside, shivering and puffed up like a tiny, frost‑kissed dandelion, he marched right over with a full speech prepared. Chirps, trills, grumbles, commentary, follow‑up commentary, and a closing statement. His hair was sticking out in seventeen directions, and he still acted like he was hosting a talk show.

This boy is a walking mood‑booster. His fur is permanently in “I just rolled down a hill” formation, giving him that perfect Muppet energy — soft, silly, and slightly chaotic in the most endearing way. He looks like someone tried to style him using only static electricity. And he loves it. He leans into the bit.

Despite everything he’s been through, Montgomery is pure sweetness. He melts when you pet him, presses his whole goofy face into your hand, and then immediately starts telling you all about his day, your day, the weather, the food bowl, the concept of blankets, and whatever else pops into his head. He’s friendly to his core — the kind of cat who believes every human is a potential best friend and every lap is a destiny.

After surviving the cold alone, he’s ready for a home where warmth isn’t a luxury but a guarantee. A home where his chatter is welcomed, his hair is allowed to be delightfully unhinged, and his big, earnest heart can finally rest.

Montgomery Fluffington is the cutest boy, the funniest little narrator, and the sweetest companion you could ever hope to meet. He’s ready to bring joy, laughter, and a whole lot of commentary to his forever family.