Ozzy is a professional cuddler, part-time biscuit maker, and full-time pacifist. With a snowy white coat and a perfectly placed black smudge on his nose (like he was kissed by a Sharpie), Ozzy is ready to be your peaceful little shadow.

He loves humans — headbutts, lap naps, purring symphonies — he’s got it all. But if the other cats start throwing shade or throwing paws? Ozzy is OUT. You’ll find him under the bed, texting his therapist (who, to be clear, is actually his foster mom armed with Churus and a lap).

We think he was kicked out by his former people for being too sweet for this world. But don’t worry — he’s healing, one cuddle at a time. His treatment plan includes daily affirmations (“You’re safe now”), extended snuggle sessions, and unlimited snack privileges. As he is learning from Ozzy Osbourne himself, “you have to believe in yourself or no one else will.”

Ozzy would thrive in a chill home where love flows freely and drama is strictly for TV. Are you the safe haven this gentle soul deserves?